10-17-11 Jacob – From Now on We’re Enemies…

IM PISSED -.-
But i’ll get to that in a minute

So what you missed:

I broke up with Lily (3 1/2 months)
Thomas is still single xD
And I started highschool!

So highschool is EPIC

SCHEDULE WALKSTHROUGH

2nd period (no 1st period unless you play a sport) – DRAMA
My teacher is AMAZING I’m also enjoying acting like a monkey for the school’s entertainment

3rd Period – English!
Nicest.Teacher.Ever.
Nuff’ said

4th Period – Algebra 2!
Stupid teacher. The whole class fails because of her -.-

5th peroid – SPANISH
NO ME GUSTA EL ESPANOL!
Nice teacher though:)

6th Period – BIOLOGY!
Never seen a teacher so passionate about his/her subject. He is awesome

7th Period – *DUN DUN DUHHHHH* GEOGRAPHY!!!
Bipolar teacher. Whispers. Hates living things -.-

And now on the title…

LOVE HURTS!
You can’t stay friends after a breakup!
That’s like keeping your dog after it dies!
So…

<3 Jacob

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7-2 MWHAHAHA IMA GET A SIX PACK

I HAVENT BEEN POSTING RECENTLY sorry!

so as u know jacob is freaking a ladies man and gets all the girls

NOT

well recently he’s been getting a lot of gfs

AND HE GOT HIS FIRST KISS

yaaaay

hahaha good for him!

but summer week one is a GOOOOOO

SUMMER WEEK 1

so my first week started off with WATERPOLO!!!

yaaaaaay

SO yeah i had to wear a speedo

you can laugh all u want but waterpolo is a BEAST SPORT

and all of our coaches have amazing names

like our head coach: McMANN

ahah

and my coach, COACH KNUCKLES

haha amazing

and one coach has a shia lebuf voice

and is amazing

hahahahahaha

okay so first we streched, ran and swam

AND WE DIDN’T EVEN TOUCH THE WATERPOLO BALLS

by the end of the first day we were like

“that was easy!”

but then we heard from coach knuckles

“YOU HAVE A GAME TONIGHT”

yah talk about wack!

and at the game,

we were against SOPHMORES

im a FRESHYYY

why do they did they do this to us????

we lost obviously

13-1

hahaha

the next day was HELLL

we ran an indian run mile,

we ran up and down bleachers ,

worked out

Ran hills

and we did in n outs; basically swiming a lap down the pool getting out, then doing 20 pushups

we did 15 of those

and it was FUN THOOOOO

and after practice i saw the HOTTEST GIRL EVERRRRRRR

<333333333333333333333333333333

so i did basically the above everyday til friday

haaha

AFTER WATERPOLO

i would go hang out with juan and play zombies! yay!

and we got the new SHANG RI LA!

hahahahhayayayayayhalaksd;ffaw;iojdw

fun!

anywayssssssss

today was okay?

and i can’t wait until tuesday

SO I CAN DO WATER POLO!

AND GET A SIX PACK!!!!!!!!

until we WORK OUT again

-THOMAS DD

6.24 – 6.25 zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…. OOH! SUNGLASSES!!!!!

okay so im not even gonna say how friday went

EVEN THO I INCLUDED IT IN THE TITLE

haha well might as well have a recap of it

WAKE UP.GO EAT RICE. FACEBOOK. CALLED BY REED. PLANKED. THEN DONE!

 

OKAY

SATURDAY

BORING as…zzzzzzzzzz

okay so my mom woke me up super early and told me:

“oh its summer i don’t need to wake u up early its SUMMER xD”

i hate her -_-

so i was already tired cus i stayed up til 12:00 am

and i ate food and i was like sleepy THE WHOLE DAY
i literally read like all of a book at BORDERS

SPONSER! haha jk

TRANSITION!

haha so anyway’s I went to shop with my parents and all of a sudden i got untired

is that even a word? untired?

haha so any way I say SUN GLASSES

OH YEAH!

ARG! AH! BACK TO SUBJECT!

so i got new amazion sunglases that turn everyone on

and we went shopping with my mom’s friend for like 10 hours

and i texted reed for alot and then she suddenly stopped

haaha i got SOOO IMPATIENT

and i was like:

“OMG OMG ANSWER”

later she calls me and she’s like:

“dude im at a dance recital… I LOVE U<3″

haha my aha moment

that’s a commercial reference if u didn’t know xD anywayssssss

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LOVE

MYSELF

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adfh

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agJUST KIDDING

that was my way of ending todayss postt

until we-…….zzzzzzzzzzzzz

-THOMAS -_-

 

6-23-11 hahah i suck at BEDS

So i havent kept my promise in making a post everyday, but ill guess ill do one for

MONDAY

WEDNESDAY

AND

FRIDAY

(sometimes weekendsss)

that seems reasonable

hahaha i want to mess around with the settings on this so i made this one CENTERED!!!!

haha

AND JACOB WAYNE I AM NOT GOING THROUGH SOME MENTAL ISSUE CRAP

i just wanted to mess with u PPP

haha

So basically i was like

“IM SORRY JACOB! ILL DO ANYTHING FOR U”

and
“YOU ARE MY IDOL”

and
“YOU AND UR GF ARE GOOD FOR EACH OTHER “

i love messing with that little boy xD

anywayssss

TODAY was FUN

Today i decided to hang out with my friend JUAN

and i wanted to hang out with more people

so me and juan went to IN N OUT

and called alot of people

to ask if they wanted to hang.

AND MOST OF THEM SAID YEAH

but they took so long so we waited til someone else came

we asked my friend NATE to come and he told us “NO ITS TO FAR TO WALK!”

but we told him “No it is not!”

so while we came, we noticed he was right xD and that it was like on the other side of town for him

so when he came we ordered and waited for IAN

and called up TROY THE FATTY

and he’s like (troy) “IM WITH IAN AND ARON AT POOL”

haha the funny thing is when he said that ian came to in n out with us xD

and later after we ate in n out we had 4 people

ME

JUAN

NATE

IAN

and we went to walmart where we threw condoms at random lanes xD

ahah then sport chalet where we got kicked out for messing with the equiptment

and we went to the 99 cents store where we found TROY THE FATTY

and DANNY THE RICH RUSSIAN

and after that we went to juan’s housed and hanged out and had a good time doing watever

and JACOB WE MADE FUN OF U AND UR RAPE TRAIN

hahahahahhahahahahahahahaahahahahahhahahahaha

at juan’s we had DANNY and ANDREW and ME and NATE and IAN haha funnnnnn

after we played zombies

and other stuff

I had to leave later

then i had to go to BOWERS MUSEUM
wherenothing happened -_-

haha

THAT WAS MY DAY

UNTIL WE HANG OUT AGAIN

-thomas

6-23-11 Jacob’s Summer: Day 1

Andddd here we go

Sooooo summer started ! And.I.Did.Nothing..

IT FELT FANTASTIC!

Oh, and thomas is on the verge of a mental breakdown… May god help us all…

I’ll post more tomorrow, but my NEW PHONE is kinda hard to write a lot on… Oh ya, it’s the htc evo…no big deal… Hahaha xD

Peace out peeps

-Jacob

6-19-11, IM GONNA DO BEDS!

So im gonna try this thing im making up called

BEDS!

Bloging.

Every.

Day.in.

.SUMMER

hahah so now its gonna be summer and im sorry i havent been posting!

Wayne is being a FAG

and he’s going out with another girl now

she’s not as pretty as the last one, but she’s not UGLY

haha, but she’s funny at least THAT’S okay

i stopped liking Brooke Evansssss

and I liked my besttieeee for like 3 days

but i stoppeeeddd

yesterday i went to a BEACH PARTY!

haha yeaaaaaaahhhh BEACH (<- hahaha i cusssed)

so Im so sorry but now its summer! so at least ILL try to do this (STUPID DICK)

oh btw im gonna talk about how much wayne annoys me

•HE IS A DICK

•he is the worst person to every make a commitment

•how he breaks up with girls is SO BAD

•he has bad taste PERIOD

•he never ever post on this site, only i do AND THIS IS HIS  IDEA

•he can get girls and he’s super ANNOYING

hopefully that’ll make him post DD hahaha

I hate when girls say there ugly

i mean when girls actually believe it

its so sad :3!!

I mean like reed kept saying that she was ugly and all that and it made me feel like you had no choice!!!

like u can’t say

“YAH i know IM AMAZINGLY HOT”

you kinda have to say “no im not hot”

i hate it when its like that

so its gonna be finals MONDAY + TUESDAY

then promotion

THEN SUMMER

where i will try to blog everyday

DD

until we graduate again!

-THOMAS DDD

5-23-11 20 day’s of school left and jacob is now single!

EPIC BREAK UP YAH!!!!

So today Jacob broke up with his girlfriend

which is bad for him

BUT GOOD FOR ME HAHAHAHAH

jk

it sucks

cus she was coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

and jacob is now gonna post more

cus he’ll be emotional and all

which is why you blog right!

to let it out

And he didn’t even explain what happened!!!!!

jeez jacob

whateva! anyway’s i noticed lately i have gotten funnier

Im not saying that in a concieted way just a okay im good way

um Look forward to more post by me and jacob now

BTW i like that brooke evans girl again cus everyone was asking me today -_-

-UNTIL WE BREAK UP AGAIN

tHoMaS TRINH DDDDDD

5-23-11 Love Hurts

Yep… We broke up…

And when I say broke up, I mean like 20 minutes ago…

So I was all like, “hey, might as well go back to being a no-life blogger”

I’m a depressed boy

But enough of my emotional shit, down to what you all missed…

A few speeches for the society I’m with, CST testing, me becoming religious, oh, and today we launched

BOTTLE ROCKETS

Have you ever seen a coke bottle fly up 500 ft into the sky? Well my bottle rocket achieved just that. Highest the teacher has ever seen, an guess what?

The parachute didn’t deploy -_-

So it hit the earth going about 50 MPH, smashing the egg inside it and giving me a B -_-

But a part of it flew off on launch a hit a kid xD

That’s about it happy not single people…

Jacob out <3

5-7-11 ROAD TRIP!!! + the joy of being kicked out

Sorry I haven’t been posting
I have been busy
-being kicked out
-workin on homework
-hanging out with friends
-on a road trip
-and just lazzzzzyyyyy

I’ll expand on the topics above but now let me talk about Jacob

He is the most laziest boy ever!
ALSO he has been way too borin because of his girlfriend

I mean bros before hoes right?

Haha back to watever I was gonna say
—————————–
Kicked out~~~

My mom and my aunt have been fighting
They have been fighting about how we stole Disneyland tickets we gave them
(yep the same ones me and Jacob and reed used)

So I live with my aunt and my cousin and since technacly they own the house
I’m banished from 8:00am to 7:00pm
That at first sucked
But then I started hanging out with all my friends who live at RSM everyday
And its was fun

———–
Today!
Road trip!
Which sucks cus today all my friends are going to have a movie night
And besides that I got farted on in a bathroom
I’m almost at my destination which is San Jose

I got new shoes and stuff but alot is on my mind

Like how I got rejected yesterday
Yep that always sucks
I asked out this girl of my dreams, my angel from heaven
She was surprised at first
Then
Then
Some random guy started yelling to everyone
“omg! Someone is being asked out here!”
She said maybe then she had to go home

After school I got a text saying

“blah blah ur really sweet and kind and funny blah blah but let’s just be friends?”

FREAKING ASIAN TEAR
But I was sad and yep that’s wat I have been thinking about lately

But u know what I think?
IT HER LOSS im a sexy guy and she doesn’t know what she could have got

Until we get BANISHED again
-thomas DD